Motivation. Where does it come from and how do I get some? I think there should be a motivation store. A place you go to purchase your stock of motivation.
“Why hello good sir I’d like to purchase some motivation. You see, I’m running a little low lately and need to replenish my stock. How much storage space do I have? Well I have devoted a whole cabinet in my kitchen to motivation. What? That will only last me a week? But it used to last me a month! What do you mean motivation is running thin these days? I can’t afford this! I need my motivation now. I need it to last. How many cabinets will I need? 5!! This just won’t do. Is there anywhere else I can get motivation? From within? I just don’t understand. Good day to you sir.”